Amir’sBirthday Golf Tournament
Nine holes. Zero dignity. Unlimited bad decisions.
Six years running and nobody has gotten any better
Every year we tell ourselves this is the one where we take golf seriously. Every year we are dead wrong. For the sixth straight year, the crew is dragging its hungover asses onto a real golf course to celebrate Amir getting older and not one bit wiser. Bring your clubs, your worst swing, and a liver you’re not too attached to.
The Run of Show
Tee off at 1:00 PM
Show up on time, warm up never. Roll in late and you’re buying the first round. No exceptions, no excuses, no “traffic on the Bay Bridge.”
Nine holes. That’s it.
Eighteen would be fucking ridiculous and we would all die of alcohol poisoning somewhere around the back nine. The Fleming 9 is a par 30 with six par 3s and three par 4s, and the very first hole is a 405 yard par 4, so you’ll be humbled before your first beer is even warm. Nine holes and we walk off like champions.
Clubhouse, then chaos
Drinks at the clubhouse to settle bets nobody remembers making. Then a full night of drinks and good times. Pace yourself. You won’t, but at least say you tried.
The Fleming 9 at TPC Harding Park
Southwest corner of the city, right on Lake Merced, off Skyline Blvd. Plug it into your phone and get your ass there.
San Francisco, CA 94132
Copied. Now paste it in your maps app.
Official Tournament Rules
- 1Mulligans are a human right.Take as many as your shame allows.
- 2Nobody keeps an honest score.We all know it. Nobody’s pretending otherwise.
- 3What happens at Harding stays at Harding.Unless it’s on video. Then it lives in the group chat forever.
Niners vs. Raiders
One day of bad decisions not enough? Didn’t think so. The 49ers host the Raiders on Sunday, November 8 at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, 1:05 PM kickoff. If you’ve got tickets, holler and we’ll link up there. Wear whatever jersey you want. Just know we’re judging you.
Six years. Nine holes. One hell of a hangover.
Lock in your spot, book your flight, and start hydrating now. Seriously. Like today.
Hell yeah. Now text Amir and tell him you’re in. This button can’t do it for you.