The 6th AnnualMizany Golf Classic
Nine holes. Zero dignity. Unlimited bad decisions.
Six years running and nobody has gotten any better
Every year we tell ourselves this is the one where we take golf seriously. Every year we are dead wrong. For the sixth straight year, the crew is dragging its hungover asses onto a real golf course to celebrate Amir getting older and not one bit wiser. Bring your clubs, your worst swing, and a liver you’re not too attached to.
The Run of Show
Tee Off
The Fleming 9 at Harding Park. Show up on time, warm up never. Roll in late and you’re buying the first round. No exceptions, no excuses, no “traffic on the Bay Bridge.”
Nine Holes. That’s It.
Eighteen would be fucking ridiculous and we would all die of alcohol poisoning somewhere around the back nine. The Fleming 9 is a par 30 with six par 3s and three par 4s, and the very first hole is a 405 yard par 4, so you’ll be humbled before your first beer is even warm. Nine holes and we walk off like champions.
Clubhouse, Then Chaos
Drinks at the clubhouse to settle bets nobody remembers making. Then a full night of drinks and good times. Pace yourself. You won’t, but at least say you tried.
Official Tournament Rules
Best ball. Teams of two. Bragging rights on the line.
Best ball, teams of two
We usually roll 10 to 15 teams deep. Teams get matched up by skill, and we pair up people who haven’t seen each other in way too long.
Mulligans are a human right
Every player gets three for the tournament. Spend them wisely. Or don’t.
Yes, we keep score
The winner gets bragging rights. Spoiler: it’s usually Greg’s team or Romo’s team. So whoever’s worst out here is probably getting paired with one of them.
The Bellings brothers will not be paired up
Nobody can listen to those two argue for nine straight holes.
Not playing? Ride along.
Plenty of people skip the clubs, rent a cart, and just join the show. Totally fine.
Don’t get us kicked out
The Fleming is a really nice course, and they’re pretty laid back about putting up with our degenerate asses. Let’s keep it that way.
Mull
The Birthday Mulligan
Amir is the official free mulligan. He’s not on a team. He’ll be driving around in his cart and showing up at random holes. If he rolls up, you can use him as a free mulligan. He takes your shot, and wherever his ball ends up, that’s where you play it. It doesn’t count against your three.
What happens at Harding stays at Harding.Unless it’s on video. Then it lives in the group chat forever.
The Fleming 9 at TPC Harding Park
Southwest corner of the city, right on Lake Merced, off Skyline Blvd. Plug it into your phone and get your ass there.
San Francisco, CA 94132
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Niners vs. Raiders
One day of bad decisions not enough? Didn’t think so. The 49ers host the Raiders on Sunday, November 8 at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, 1:05 PM kickoff. If you’ve got tickets, holler and we’ll link up there. Wear whatever jersey you want. Just know we’re judging you.
Six years. Nine holes. One hell of a hangover.
Lock in your spot, book your flight, and start hydrating now. Seriously. Like today.
Hell yeah. Now text Amir and tell him you’re in. This button can’t do it for you.
Handicaps unverified. Dignity non-refundable.